'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy E–pub/Kindle


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    'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy E–pub/Kindle I'll admit I pulled this off the library shelf because I thought the title was kinda cute My mistakeI'm going to plow ahead with the spoilers here since I highly recommend not reading this and so you will not be particularly spoile

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    'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy E–pub/Kindle YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY In 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy the main character Virginia Gin Bombay belongs to

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    Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy E–pub/Kindle I read this because the author offered a free download of it and while the tone was fun my favorite moment was a mention of setting up an assassin training room for five year old girls with a Disney princess theme

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    FREE DOWNLOAD ✓ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook å Leslie Langtry Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy I'm really surprised by the number of good reviews this book has gotten I was only maybe two or three pages in when I realized that the writing style was going to be a complete train wreck to the very end Imagin

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    SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy E–pub/Kindle More is not always goodYou know the adage that you can always add seasoning but not take it awaythat is unfortunately what happened in this bo

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    'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy E–pub/Kindle FREE DOWNLOAD ✓ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook å Leslie Langtry Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ Enjoyable but very very very predictable I knew that she and Diego would fall in love regardless of her profession clashing with his I knew that her brother wasn’t really responsible for betraying family secrets I knew that the author was

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    FREE DOWNLOAD ✓ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook å Leslie Langtry Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy I LOVED this book It was hilarious I think this is one of the first books that I was literally laughing out loud and people would look at me weird Virgina Ginny Bombay is your typical average widowed mother of a five year old daughter named Romi She is always there to pick up her daughter from school buys cookies from t

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    SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy E–pub/Kindle FREE DOWNLOAD ✓ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook å Leslie Langtry This was one of the funiest books I have ever read I couldn't put it down and couldn't stop laughing It was a uick read for me about 3

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    SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy E–pub/Kindle Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ We all read different kinds of books depending on mood school time of day etc Sometimes something light is reuired This series fits the billVirginia all the family members are named after cities or geographic locations is a member of the Bombay family whose tradition and business is they are assassins All independently wealthy thanks to the family trust fund each receives assignments from the Council made up of senior f

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    FREE DOWNLOAD ✓ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook å Leslie Langtry Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy There's a scene in this book in which the heroine is so awestruck by the handsome man who sits down at her Borders coffee corner ta

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SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy FREE READ 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy · PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ T BUT YOU CAN PICK THEM OFF Except this target has an incredibly hot Australian bodyguard who knows just how to make her weak in the knees But with a traitor threatening to expose everything Gin doesn't have much time indulge her hormones She's got to find the leak and clear her assignmentor she'll end up next on the Bombay family hit list Other Greatest Hits Mysteries available Guns Will Keep Us Together – book #2 Stand By Your Hitman – book #3 I Shot You Babe – book #4 Paradise by the Rifles Sights – book #5 Snuff the Magic Dragon book #6 coming soon REVIEWS “With an irreverent tell it like it is suburban mom assassin narrator Leslie Langtry’s ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy delivers wild and wicked fun” J. Enjoyable but very very very predictable I knew that she and Diego would fall in love regardless of her profession clashing with his I knew that her brother wasn t really responsible for betraying family secrets I knew that the author was making us hate Ritchie for a reason so that we wouldn t mind when he became the bad guy and had to be taken out I even knew that Diego would come back to save the day at the end regardless of his fight with Gin I did try to maintain high hopes I hoped that Diego might turn out to be a bad guy himself kinda like Mr and Mrs Smith I hoped that while Dak was innocent Liv might turn out to be guilty of framing him to protect her own brother I hoped that Ritchie hateful disgusting Ritchie would be the one to save the day in his own bungling way I even hoped that the Council would find out that she had told Liv and do something about it to prove a point I hoped that something out of the ordinary would happen to make the book just a little less predictable Instead the main character caught the evil bad guy that she hated got the love of her life in spite of having killed his client and lied to him the mean old PTA lady stopped talking to her and the Council even let her retire 14 years early so that she could be happy with her daughter and lover turned husband The council was even taken out by electronic thingamabobs inside their brains that electrocuted them Huh It was almost like an Austin Powers movie what with the predictability obviously evil bad guys and cheesy linesjokespuns And yet And yet I would still read the next book in the series I wouldn t mind reading about Dakota starring in his own romance and at the same time getting small glimpses of Gin and her new perfect family through his eyes Something tells me that he will have exactly the same voice as his sister but I will just have to read it knowing that the whole thing will be easy to figure out and that a brother just so happens to think in exactly the same way as his sister Because even though it was trashy and predictable it was also fun Kinda like Cadbury chocolate versus Hersheys Sometimes you can enjoy a Hershey bar even when you know that something better is out there Cause it s still chocolate

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'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy FREE READ 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy · PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ Ulie Kenner USA Today Bestselling Author “Darkly funny and wildly over the top this mystery answers the burning uestion ‘Do assassin skills and Girl Scout merit badges mix’ one truly original and wacky novel” RT BOOKreviews “Those who like dark humor will enjoy a look into the deadliest female assassin and PTA mom’s life” Parkersburg News “Mixing a deadly sense of humor and plenty of sexy sizzle Leslie Langtry creates a brilliantly original laughter rich mix of contemporary romance and suspense in ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy” Chicago Tribune “The beleaguered soccer mom assassin concept is a winner and Langtry gets the fun started from page one with a myriad of clever details” Publisher’s Weekly. We all read different kinds of books depending on mood school time of day etc Sometimes something light is reuired This series fits the billVirginia all the family members are named after cities or geographic locations is a member of the Bombay family whose tradition and business is they are assassins All independently wealthy thanks to the family trust fund each receives assignments from the Council made up of senior family members Part of the family reunions normally held every five years is to eliminate someone in the family who has failed some assignment and to initiate children just turning five into their new responsibilities Each member develops a specialty Poison was my specialty Everyone in the family had a favorite way of killing people even though we were reuired to cross train With my brother it was asphyxiation andor strangulation And while I should probably worry about that it made us a good team because we both liked to make each job resemble death by natural cause Of course occasionally we ran out of time and had to leave the scene of the crime with a plastic bag still on the victim s head but that happened only once when I d been running late from picking up Romi from preschool Held on their own private island they have to go inside buildings every day at 4 pm to avoid passing satellite surveillance This invitation is unusual in that it comes just one year after the last Refusing is not an option As I stroked the creamy vellum paper for a brief moment I thought about sending my regrets But only for a moment After all it wasn t an option on the RSVP card Unlike most family reunions with sack races bad weather and crappy T shirts where to refuse to go only meant you weren t in the ridiculous all family photo to turn down this invitation was death That s right Death Any blooded member of the family who didn t show was terminated Now where had I put that goddamned penIt appears a mole has wormed his way into the family it s a male member of the family is all that s known and Virginia has been assigned the task of eliminating the threat Things get complicated when she falls in love with a bodyguard for a man she has been assigned to take out But enough plot Just plain fun

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SUMMARY 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy FREE READ 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy · PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Leslie Langtry å 0 FREE READ The Greatest Hits Mysteries are pure wicked fun Imagine Stephanie Plum with a license to kill and Grandma Mazur running the show You'd be close to the Bombay Family Gemma Halliday New York Times Bestselling author of the High Heels Mysteries From National Bestselling author Leslie Langtry YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY Death by Chocolate is her favorite dessert And those knitting needles aren't just for craft projects To most people Gin Bombay is an ordinary single mom Then again they don't know she's from a family of top secret assassins Somewhere between leading a Girl Scout troop for her kindergartner would nooses count for a knot badge and keeping their puppy from destroying the furniture Gin now has to take out a new targe. I ll admit I pulled this off the library shelf because I thought the title was kinda cute My mistakeI m going to plow ahead with the spoilers here since I highly recommend not reading this and so you will not be particularly spoiledThe author wants a breezy ditzy tone a la Bridget Jones She fails Miserably Gin Bombay is the most vapid self centered shallow excuse for a human being to walk the planet She s useless She spends several hours lying on her kitchen floor because some hot dude she s known for two weeks walks out on her justifiably upset when she informs him that she kills people for money She s incapable for thinking for 30 seconds without getting derailed by thoughts of sex Incredibly shallow thoughts of sex of the kind that would put a 13 year old boy to shame It gets old FastOther things that get old Constant tee hee reminders that she s an assassin Guess what my favorite dessert is Death by Chocolate Because it has the word death in it get it It s because I m an assassin Ha ha ha Sometimes I just kill myself No actually I kill other people Assassin hello Tee heeI ll give a very slight credit for not going to the most obvious plot possible in which the climax is Gin killing her bodyguard boyfriend s client and her easily discovering that the mole is the obnoxious cousin who is established as evil right off the bat Now the mole is in fact the cousin but the author at least tries a small fake out first Annoyingly a lot of time is spent fretting over the motive for why someone with a gigantic trust fund would betray all of their family The only conceivable motive they can come up with is that the perpetrator is trying to get out of the assassination business Given that everyone in the family is inducted into the business at the age of five and reuired to make their first kill at 15 and if you ever disobey grandma hunts you down and kills you that s actually kind of a noble motive And Gin spends some time agonizing over the fact that her five year old daughter is getting dragged into this bloody mess this year and if Gin s deceased husband had known the truth he would have been horrified But it turns out that the evil cousin totally did it just cause For the evulz I suppose And Uncle Lou known best for hunting down the last family member to go astray tries to protect the brat for no real reason either just cause we don t like him I guessSo as a reward for unraveling this all Gin gets to get out of the family business hurray She never has to do the one thing she s actually competent at again despite the fact that she didn t lose much sleep over it before and only felt bad because the hunky guy she s bedding was upset Never mind that the rest of her family including her beloved 5 year old child is still involved and cannot get out Everything is totally awesome because Gin the selfish shallow idiot only has to teach her little kid to ruthlessly kill people instead of ruthlessly killing them herself Hurray Oh and she uses her boon to protect lover boy instead of just marrying him without ever considering using it to get her daughter off the hook Yeah you re just Mother of the Year thereAlso in Science You re Doing It Wrong another cousin is a super genius inventor whose inventions all break the laws of physics without the author being aware that they do so Here s some hints Noise dampeners do not work exactly the same as plug in odor blockers If you run someone s electronics euipment through an EMP field and wipe it all clean then your computer whiz cannot simply fiddle with it for five minutes and all the data will miraculously be restored And I m pretty sure there s no way to fry someone s brain through their eye by switching their contacts to laser contactsSo Useless annoying heroine without a conscience or pair of brain cells to rub together Evil cackling bad guy with no reason whatsoever for his actions Incredibly perfect super hunk bodyguard boyfriend who s only slightly disapproving that his girlfriend is an assassin Happy ending that is completely appalling It s not the worst book I ve read this year but it s pretty darn close

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  • 'Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy
  • Leslie Langtry
  • English
  • 03 March 2020
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