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Sweetpea Download ¼ 104 OnceRhiannon is your average girl next door settled with her boyfriend and little dogbut she’s got a killer secretAlthough her childhood was haunted by a famous crime Rhiannon’s life is normal now that her celebrity has dwindled By day her job as an editorial assistant is demeaning and unsatisfying By evening she dutifully listens to he. Sweetpea is an absolute fucking scream Profanity very much necessary if you don t think I needed to use fucking in that sentence you definitely shouldn t read this bookIf there are awards for x meets x descriptions in book blurbs some H copywriter deserves the euivalent of an Oscar for hitting on Fleabag meets American Psycho Part journal part internal monologue replete with swearing and ironically deployed slang Sweetpea chronicles the uncensored thoughts and confessions of Rhiannon An editorial assistant in her late twenties she s frank and gleefully non PC about her sex life cheating boyfriend boring jobfriends weirdo colleaguesneighbours and the fact that she s a serial killer That s right when she isn t fantasising about offing her patronising boss or reordering the list of people she most wants to murder Rhiannon gets her kicks by going out at night with her Sabatier knife and seeking suitable victimsWhat makes this work It helps that Rhiannon is oddly relatable and endearing Aside from the murder thing her life is so normal right down to the fact that she shops at Lidl She s smart and funny but hamstrung by ordinary frustrations friends who talk about nothing but their kids a promotion that never materialises a nagging feeling that she needs to lose weight And on a deep sick level isn t Rhiannon just living every misanthrope s dream Instead of running away from a would be rapist she plays along until she gets the chance to well I won t go into it but it definitely makes her worthy of the female Patrick Bateman label She extracts prolonged violent revenge on the girl who made her life hell at school She doesn t have to suffer Tube perverts because she can threaten to slit their throats and give them a glimpse of the knife to back it up And if we ve all mentally sketched out our kill lists every now and then well Rhiannon might just follow through on hersThere may be a lot of blood and a bit of a dive into Rhiannon s troubled past but this is definitely black comedy than thriller There s also uite a bit of sex Sweetpea is basically what I imagine that book Maestra would have been like if it was actually entertaining Rhiannon s blunt and breezy voice is a masterstroke and her kill lists Regina George meets The Bride Adrian Mole meets Dexter repeatedly made me laugh out loud I found it so hilarious and loved Rhiannon so much that the rating could have been five stars but I was disappointed in a development towards the end and the out of character behaviour that results in the wimpy endingStill an ENORMOUS amount of fun though Sweetpea is nearly 500 pages but I flew through it in no time pausing only to note down my favourite Rhiannon one liners Now I just need a seuel and a true to the book film versionI received an advance review copy of Sweetpea from the publisher through NetGalleyTinyLetter Twitter Instagram Tumblr

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Sweetpea Download ¼ 104 R friends’ plans for marriage and babies while secretly making a listA kill listFrom the man at the grocery checkout who always mishandles her apples to the driver who cuts her off on her way to work to the people who have it coming Rhiannon is ready to get her revengeBecause the girl everyone overlooks might be able to get away with murde. This is probably going to be a love it or hate it book but I for one absolutely loved it It certainly isn t one for the faint hearted lets put it that wayRhiannon is just the most fabulous character Each chapter starts off with a list of people and things she hates It s like watching an episode of Grumpy Old Men apart from it s a young female serial killer Not sure I should be worried as there were so many things that I agreed with on her daily listsTo be honest it s not shocking that Rhiannon is slightly damaged She has been through uite a lot in her life If anything it has left her uite un attached from things and people There s only really Tink her dog that she seems to have any affection for She s someone you certainly wouldn t want to get on the wrong side of that s for sureSweetpea is without a doubt a deliciously dark and twisted read that had me well and truly gripped Everything is very much a matter of fact in Rhiannon s world People who do wrong to her or to others in society deserve to die simple as that Whilst it may be a dark read it is actually a very humorous one also Without a doubt Sweetpea is going to be THE much talked about book in 2017 Brilliant just brilliantMy thanks to Netgalley and Harleuin UK Limited for a copy of this book All opinions are my own and not biased in anyway

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Sweetpea Download ¼ 104 The last person who called me Sweetpea ended up dead I haven’t killed anyone for three years and I thought that when it happened again I’d feel bad Like an alcoholic taking a sip of whiskey But no Nothing I had a blissful night’s sleep Didn’t wake up at all And for once no bad dream either This morning I feel balanced Almost sane for. TWO STARSI live for passages like this I haven t killed anyone for three years and I thought that when it happened again I d feel bad Like an alcoholic taking a sip of whisky But no Nothing I had a blissful night s sleep Didn t wake up at all And for once no bad dream either This morning I feel balanced Almost sane for once Isn t that an intriguing must read this book now passage Author CJ Skuse didn t just write about a sociopathic chick She became that chick and narrated Sweet Pea from her messed up head space I m torn Normally I LOVE unlikable and unreliable narrators ESPECIALLY sociopathic ones I wanted to love this one too I ve now discovered that my heart is not as coal black as I thought Sweet Pea took me to new dark depths and I must admit I didn t enjoy the experience Sweet Pea is a young woman that survived a horrific childhood experience As an adult she is a monstrous human malfunction harboring murderous thoughts towards almost everyone in her life The face she shows to the world is different of course She goes to work maintains a relationship with her live in boyfriend and loves her little chihuahua Behind the facade Sweet Pea just wants to kill Watch out and stay out of her way The major disconnect I experienced with Sweet Pea is simply due to my ignorant Americanism Usually I dig everything Anglo However in Sweet Pea almost the entire story is written in British slang complete with references to Brit pop culture and nasty Brit curse words that I VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE There are British inside jokes that I could never figure out That s not fun I feel left out insert sad faceThe other complaints I have are small but many The novel is extremely violent and graphic UP CLOSEFIRST PERSON murders that involve a lot of cutting and the words body parts No thank you On top of the violence add the undercurrent of prejudice displayed in the story that really irritated me Also there is a skanky erotica feel to the novelMost of the book is filled up with Sweet Pea s kill lists She creates a constantly evolving list of people who pissed her off that day or sex offenders that she wants to rid the world of Sometimes it is funny but it is a repetitive device in the novel and I started just skimming the kill lists since they rarely added anything to the plotSweetpea was not for me If you take You Best Day Ever Jane Doe In the Vines combine and multiply by 100 you will have an idea what to expect in Sweetpea Thanks to the publisherEdelweiss for allowing me to read and honestly review


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  • Hardcover
  • 472
  • Sweetpea
  • C.J. Skuse
  • English
  • 05 July 2018
  • 9780008216672