KINDLE [Cat Person]

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  • Cat Person
  • Kristen Roupenian
  • English
  • 15 March 2020
  • 9781473561236

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SUMMARY Ú PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ☆ Kristen Roupenian Kristen Roupenian ☆ 0 FREE READ FREE READ ´ Cat Person Empt to forget How could one date go so wrongEverything that takes place in Cat Person happens to countless people every day But Cat Person is not an everyday story In less than a week Kristen Roupenian's New Yorker debut became the most read and shared short story in their website's history This. So when I was voluntold to read this so my friend could stop feeling so alone abused and ashamed of herself for having finished this story I did it because I felt like it wasn t that much of an investment It s just a short story I said to myself Published in the New Yorker This is what modern literature is all about outside of my cloistered cozy little comforter of SFFH books WHAT COULD GO WRONG Or is it Wrog WrongSighWell I ll tell you Girl meets older boy both play out weird little dramas in their head as they circle each other through texting and then after a very uncomfortable date they do the nastyIt s just as nasty as you might imagine when it s degrading full of personal illusions on both sides including additional characters springing up out of each others heads while having sex BTW not literally That might have been a cool post modern Fantasy It was just a BAD DATE that made everyone feel nasty and horrible even after subjecting themselves to the expectation The aftermath avoiding the guy and the ending texts he sent her was just as ugly as everything else in the storyIf I was in the mood for some bad reality andor I had the patience to swallow this realism shite I might have given this stars because it DID accomplish what it set out to doI feel like I need to chlorinate a few gene pools and go through a very THOROUGH level 4 contamination rig

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SUMMARY Ú PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ☆ Kristen Roupenian Kristen Roupenian ☆ 0 FREE READ FREE READ ´ Cat Person She thought brightly This is the worst life decision I have ever made And she marvelled at herself for a while at the mystery of this person who'd just done this bizarre inexplicable thingMargot meets Robert They exchange numbers They text flirt and eventually have sex – the type of sex you att. No rating because reasons On second thought this deserves all the stars in the world ALSO MANY SPOILERS EVERYWHERE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDThe blurb for this short had me wondering what would happen in the next seven thousand or so wordsA New Yorker short story isn t the kind of story where you get fluff It s the kind of stuff that s discussed in PhD literature classes I think I wouldn t really know I abandoned my IT degree after finishing the coursework and failing a multimedia exam Twice This story pimpled my goose Gooses Geese Fuck it I got goosebumps with the biggest bumps that ever goosedMeet Margot She works at an artsy theatre I come from what Trump lovingly refers to as a shithole country where we only have ordinary theatres I m not entirely sure what artsy theatre is And she meets a walking talking paunch called Robert They crack a few jokes Exchange numbers and soon after they go on some kind of semi date Robert kisses Margot s forehead and she develops a crushOyThey then proceed to go through YA angst worthy levels of misunderstandings miscommunications before they finally go out on their first date Poor Robert took her to a Holocaust movie to impress herThe date is awkward filled with the kind of awkward silences that happen when an African mum finds out she is the one who broke the visitor s flask but she blamed you in front of the visitors leaving you aren t anywhere near ready to forgive herMargot convinces herself that it s her fault somehow SheeshThey end up going to a club and she can t get in because she s fucking twenty The other fucker was about to go in and leave her outside but a kind stranger made him aware of the fact that she was abandoned on the sidewalk When he goes back outside to her she confesses her nervousness and he sheds his whatever the fuck his problem was and he kisses her Finally And it was bad Really bad He kissed her then on the lips for real he came for her in a kind of lunging motion and practically poured his tongue down her throat It was a terrible kiss shockingly bad Margot had trouble believing that a grown man could possibly be so bad at kissing The fucking fuckAnd they still shag later because of motherfucking Robert s feelingsThe sex was a meeeeeess When Robert was naked rolling a condom onto a dick that was only half visible beneath the hairy shelf of his belly she felt a wave of revulsion that she thought might actually break through her sense of pinned stasis but then he shoved his finger in her again not at all gently this time and she imagined herself from above naked and spread eagled with this fat old man s finger inside her and her revulsion turned to self disgust and a humiliation that was a kind of perverse cousin to arousal Fucker of mothersEventually she decides to let herself out of the relationship and dawdles when it comes to breaking motherfucking Robert s heart Her roommate thankfully takes matters into her own hands and sends Robert a text demanding that he never texts her again Shortly after she spots him at a bar morosely staring at a beer and her friends escort her out Robert then bombards her with messages asking her what he did wrong If the guy who was with her at the bar is her new boyfriend Culminating the one sided conversation with Robert calling her a whore WhoaCat Person went viral because these encounters seem pretty commonplace for women Terrible sexual encounters are the order of the dates I guess I really wouldn t know I once dumped a guy for kissing me by darting his tongue in and out of my mouth This Atlantic article explains why this story is very important especially in this day and ageThe narration is delightful Easy to follow Kinda uirky Margot isn t particularly likeable but she s in most of us women This story makes me realise that my ancestors had it right They had teachers who would show men and women how to pleasure each other Nowadays sex is a taboo topic with our films classification board CEO banning condom ads because they used a little pun I mean CUM ONI find it also heartbreaking that Margot imagined a perfect future boyfriend with whom she would share her misadventures with Robert and they would laugh about it and then she went on to tell herself that he doesn t exist Damn You can read it here

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SUMMARY Ú PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ☆ Kristen Roupenian Kristen Roupenian ☆ 0 FREE READ FREE READ ´ Cat Person Is the bad date that went viral This is the conversation we’re all havingThis gift edition contains photographs by celebrated photographer Elinor Carucci who was commissioned by the New Yorker to capture the image that accompanied Kristen Roupenian's Cat Person when it appeared in the magazine. Cat PersonBy Kristen RoupenianA date gone wrong I don t see why it sparked so many discussions it s one in a miriad dates when you discover the person you thought you like actually you didn t As for his response most of those rejected feel and act the same true for both parties involved So nothing out of the ordinary and full of truisms anywayMay be read in New Yorker here